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Axes Don’t Kill People. Dwarves Kill People.
To get some practice for DMing a group of young adults my age, I started a D&D group with a few 12-year-olds I take care of at work (I work as a day camp counselor). They’re currently on their second session in the Lost Mines of Phandelver campaign, with a party that consists of a flirty halfling rogue, a respected neutral-good dwarf druid, and a timid elf wizard. After pissing off a local shopkeeper by accident, the three decided to take a lunch break at the local inn. Then, this happened:
Wizard (ooc): I roll to listen in on someone’s conversation.
DM (me): You overhear a dwarf miner, muttering to himself at the bar. Something about “those darn orcs, ‘festing the trails, making it darn near impossible to get any minin’ done”, you get the gist.
Wizard (ooc): I sidle up next to him for more info.
DM (ooc): Okay, but you’re going to need to roleplay this encounter. You ready?
Wizard (ooc): Uh, yeah.
Miner: Whatcha want, kid?
Wizard:
Wizard (ooc): I don’t know what to say
Rogue: Flirt with him!
Wizard: Hey… hot guy
DM: roll for charisma
Wizard (ooc): …3
DM: *sigh* the Dwarf Miner stands up and growls. “You screwin’ with me, kid? You wanna go?”
Bartender: Hey buddy, Lanar, calm down.
Druid (ooc): *stands up dramatically* I throw my handaxe at the miner! *rolls* 19!
Rest of party (ooc): NooOOOOOO
DM: (Druid) stands and hurls his handaxe across the room, plunging it in between Lanar’s eyes and killing him instantly. The inn begins to erupt into chaos as the townsfolk realize what just happened.
Rogue (ooc): WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Druid (ooc): HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WOULD KILL HIM
DM (ooc): You threw an AXE at him
Regardless, things descended into madness quickly. The wizard slipped out without being noticed, the rogue was arrested by a militia after returning to the crime scene and accidentally kidnapping a child, and the once-proud druid attempted to hide in an alley to ambush said militia only to roll a nat 1 and fall into a trash can. Session ended with the rogue and druid demoted in alignment and thrown in jail while the wizard made fun of them from a safe distance.
Aymeric has a weakness for cute things, because after getting buried multiple times in-game by fat cats and moogles I’ve come to this conclusion
Estinien does not approve of the whole moogle thing, though
Weird dream last night. I played DnD last night which usually leads to DnD dreams which last time made it hard to sleep. This time I kind of had DnD dreams and then I just had a dream with some of my fellow players in it. lol Instead of a card shop where we played, we played in a college we all attended.
But the weirdest part was that for some reason in our DnD campaign, not only was I playing my regular character, they let me make and play a villain who other DnD fans in the dream heard about and went crazy over.
In our campaign we are in a point of history were Tesla exists and it’s right before the industrial revolution. My villain character reminded me of these villains from an anime I’ve been watching called Kekkai Sensen or Blood Battle Blockade in appearance and had access to some kind of magic that would show her different history breaking things happening that day on several tv screens. Like inventions being invented and shown or stuff like that.
She skipped through most of it, going “Boring, boring, boring…” until she came across Tesla and oohed and decided to go after him. Because apparently she found it fun messing up history that she found interesting. o.o But that’s all I can remember. That and her fans found her attractive and possibly cheered her on.
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