Tag: lol

koujakuandthediamonds:

the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of…

This was my husband with the Game of Thrones books. I would know sometimes if he was starting a new chapter because every time it was a Sansa chapter he would go “Stupid Sansa” loud enough I would hear him wherever I was in the house. He also started saying “Stupid Cersei” as he read the later books. lol

fencer-x:

flunflun:

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

“Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you.”

the only thing I think of when I see this is like

this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.

Source: zay4ik

butiknevvhim:

the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble

lol I actually was talking about this with my step brother-in-law after we saw the trailer on tv. I was like “If crime was legal I would take things that I need or want like fancy tvs or videogames. Why would I just decide ‘hey, crime is legal, I should totally murder someone!’ Like really? You must really hate people or someone to automatically think that murder is the first thing you need to do when crime is legal.”

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harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Human Victim of Capitalism

Human Cancer Patient.

It is I, the Corpse On Life Support!!!!! ahahahaha
I sound more like a villain…

i am the magnetic victim of capitalism

never fear, the cop who gets away with murder is here

Hullo, I am The Customer Service Representative.

If I go by my current last name I am the invisible cop who gets away with murder. o.o If I go by my maiden name I am the invisible pedestrian. XD

Source: harryfloorcorn