Playing GTA V when…

I was doing a mission online to repossess a fancy car but had to fight security for it and finally managed to get in the car and drove off only to have three stars and lots of cops chasing me. My car started playing “Ooh Child” as I raced to get the police off me and I heard “Ooh child, things are going to get easier. Ooh child, things will be brighter.” the only thing I could think was “No things are not going to get easier!”

Silly things SphinxChan does in Videogames part 3?

I know I did a few of these months ago. Anyway:

I Got Mugged in Grand Theft Auto 5

I know what you are thinking. This is kind of ironic. And you would be correct. 

So before I got Grand Theft Auto 5 for myself for my birthday, I decided to play my cousin’s copy while I was staying at her house. I was playing the rich guy (forgot his name) and was just cruising around in a car I probably stole (cause stealing fancy cars is all I do in this game), checking out the new city at night and what not when I saw an abandoned car in the middle of this desert like area with one of its doors open and no one inside. My guy goes “Hello?” and instead of being suspicious, I get worried that someone is in trouble because I’m a nice person like that and have my guy get out of the car. 

I walk up to it now curious if I can even steal it when suddenly I get tazed (and didn’t even see who tazed me) and knocked unconscious. My guy wakes up with no cloths except his undergarments, no car, no weapons, and no money. I’m sitting with the controller in my hand with this look on my face: OoO and my cousin who was watching me was like “You just got mugged.” and started laughing and I was so confused because I didn’t know that could happen. I told some of my friends this story and they shook their heads at me. lol I’m never approaching an abandoned vehicle again in that game.