Do You Want to Hunt a Monster? (Monster Hunter parody of Do you want to build a snowman from Frozen that I made up)

Do you want to hunt a monster?

Come on let’s have some fun!

That Rathalos is super scary

And he’s kind of hairy

I’ll grab my bowgun!

I just got G rank armor

It’s really cool

I think you should stop on by!

Do you want to hunt a monster?

It doesn’t have to be a Rathalos

(Go away noob!) Ok bye…

Do you want to slay a Kirin?

Or capture that Gigginox on the wall?

I really need evasion 2

I keep getting hit by Chameleos slime balls (Hang in there Cha Cha)

Shakas are a nice team but I really think the party would be better with you…

Please I need your help

The villagers are running away in fear

You see there’s a giant whale

With a big long tail

And a fluffy beard…

I admit I’m a little frightened but with the two of us, I bet we can pull this through…

Do you want to hunt a monster?