ooc: Things my characters have done in DnD

Nikki: (Great Otherworldly Being Warlock)

1. Found a
lost ghost girl crying for her dad, had no idea she was ghost, brought
her to the group only for the ghost girl to be evil and surround
everyone with monsters to attack them.

2. Followed someone into an
alleyway just because she was curious, only to see an NPC Paladin boy
they have been traveling with making out with some other chick and
things were getting heated until she interrupted.

3. Tries to introduce everyone and everything to her little octopus Tickles who lives in a jar she keeps around her neck

4.
Other players have threatened to put her in a monkey backpack leash.
They also take turns babysitting Nikki after the ghost girl incident.

5. Tried to run up and knock on an ancient powerful cursed elf mage’s door just to greet her hello.

Ourania: (Dragonborn Fighter who can turn into a Star Drake)

1. Kept it a secret that she was the half sister of another player’s character just to see if they could guess at it.

2. Tried to fight every other player character and some npcs just for fun and to see who was stronger

3. Picked fights with pirates and sunk ships for fun (though they were attacking a town at the time)

4.
Got pirates to fight over her by declaring whoever won could date her.
Then proceeded to add that whoever won would have to fight her on top of
that.

5. Let herself be bet on in a game of cards just to see the outcome

Iyumi: (Archfey Warlock Love Obsessed with her Patron)

1.
Put her in a Kingdom Hearts homebrew and decided to have her be
obsessively in love with Loki so she could be the rival of another
player character who also was obsessed with Loki but more was aiming to
be like him and eventually overpower him.

2. Somehow got a hold of a Loki body pillow and was found half asleep cuddling it at the breakfast table

3. Told Nick Fury and other members of SHIELD that her and Loki would rule the world someday

4. Constantly got into cat fights with the other player character over Loki

5. Demanded to be carried when they had to go hide in a sewer

Drew my character Kyana in her DnD form as a Fire Genasi. They are half genie elemental like people who come from elemental planes. Kyana is a wannabe hero who the DM introduced to the party (I came in a bit later in their campaign) as trapped in a magical box and had been asleep for years. She is also possibly the last of her kind but she doesn’t exactly know.

Despite this, she is a rather upbeat person and excitable and tends to rush into fights due to her excitement. lol

Get High, Make an Army

yourplayersaidwhat:

(We’re in an ancient forest, trying to find out why a messenger who travelled through it can’t remember anything that happened and failed to deliver his message. The further along we get, the more affected the mushrooms in the forest, which impairs our judgement and more or less makes us very high. Antonius, our tactician is the first to be affected and decides to shove his head into a hole in the ground.)

GM: “You find a colony of underground moles.”

Tactician (speaking with his head underground): “Mole People!!!!” 

Me and the other player: o.O

Tactician (OOC): “I want to convince them to be *my* people.”

GM: “…Roll cunning.” 

Tactician (rolls stupidly well): “Mole People!!! SERVE ME!!!!”

GM: “…Half the moles decide to leave their homes and follow you.” 

Tactician (head still underground): “Yeesssss! My expendable slaves!” (flailing as we pull him out of the ground) “I will create an army!!!!!”