sphinxchan:

This will be way shorter than the last one and the rest of my stories will also be short. The last one was only long cause I had two stories involving the same subject: Helicopters. Now for this story also involving the game Grand Theft Auto San Andreas: Bus in Chinatown.

Basically I was wandering around a Chinatown like area at night in an area with not a whole lot of people when I spotted a empty bus sitting on the side of the road. I had been walking the whole time and was excited to find a vehicle that would be easy to take and I wouldn’t feel bad cause there was no one in it. The second I opened the door to get in, cops surrounded me and I was arrested. Turns out there was a police headquarters on the opposite side of the street that I failed to see. The End. lol

sphinxchan:

Decided I will start making short fun stories about silly things I have done in videogames cause I can be pretty ridiculous in videogames. lol 

This is two small stories involving two different games and helicopters. Games: Grand Theft Auto San Andreas and Just Cause 2. I liked to play Grand Theft Auto not for the story (which I never beat) but more to screw around and do whatever I wanted. And then Just Cause 2 came which allowed me to do the same thing but with awesome grappling hook action. And in both of those games I loved to steal helicopters. Just the feel of being free to fly around and maybe blow stuff up if the helicopter had guns makes me a very happy person.

First, my Grand Theft Auto story: So I was just wandering around just being silly as usual when I saw a giant news building and on top of that building was a helipad with helicopters. I quickly found my way up there and shoved the newscaster out of the way and quickly took off into the air. I flew around the city for some time, giddy over stealing the news chopper when I decided to land on top of a building for awhile. I didn’t know how to land helicopters really well and completely forgot to bring a  parachute in case of emergencies.

So I carefully start to land on a rather tiny roof of a building but didn’t slow down enough and skidded right off the building. I thought to myself “It’s cool, I’ll just carefully back up and try again.” but I ended up bumping the building behind me and broke off the tail of the helicopter. A bit panicked but trying to stay calm I pulled the helicopter up, the vehicle jerking to and fro and before I knew it my blades broke off. Now in a big state of panic I clenched my eyes and prepared to fall and die. I took a quick peak and gasped when it turned out my helicopter, or what was left of it, had landed safely on top the building I was trying to land on in the first place and I was completely unharmed. I gave a sigh of relief and cheered for joy and proceeded to shoot cars with a rocket launcher just for the fun of it.

Just Cause 2 story: So I had recently took over a base I had wanted simply because it had not one, but two helicopters on it. I decided to take my new toys out for a spin and took off towards nowhere in particular. I had flown over another enemy base trying to be careful not to alert them when I heard a computer voice say “Missiles launching.” At first I was hoping I was just hearing things, like maybe it was a side quest calling out to me, when my helicopter suddenly shook violently from being struck from behind. I panicked and tried to rush away when two more missiles hit me and my helicopter caught on fire.

I quickly jumped out and luckily in Just Cause 2 you always have parachutes. As I slowly came down I spotted another helicopter in the base that had shot my helicopter. Out of anger I decided at that moment I would steal it from them and run away, purely out of spite. I managed to take off after taking out their missile launchers and flew off fast before they could catch me. Celebrating my victory I didn’t pay much attention to where I was going when I saw a neat looking red helicopter in the middle of a city. I decided I wanted it and jumped out my helicopter to parachute towards it, letting the now empty helicopter to fall to the city streets below. I took off in yet another new helicopter on some new adventure. That was when I found an island I’ve never been to before and a thunderstorm suddenly brewed. Feeling a little suspicious I continued flying, only to have my helicopter combust into flames out of nowhere. Freaked out I jumped out and landed safely on the island where I would wander and get shot down by the enemy military whom I believed wasn’t there. And that is how I lost three helicopters in one sitting.